Ealing Calling

Sitting on my own in a cafe, I overheard a couple talk about Ealing.
What’s Ealing like? he asked.
Oh. It’s a nice place to live, but it’s pretty boring, she said.

I decided to write these poems in response to that comment, albeit, ten years later.

  1. Mr Blondin (Blondin Road)
  2. Uxbridge Runway – Marshall Amplifier
  3. Greenford Recycling
  4. Ghost Apples
  5. Anguish of Sir John Soane
  6. Lavender Hill Mob (Red Lion Pub)
  7. All Life’s a Stage (Questor’s Theatre)
  8. Assassination of Spencer Percival
  9. Unlikely Lads
  10. Commuter Temple
  11. Croquet Club (Lammas Park)
  12. Wellington Road
  13. Magic Numbers
  14. When I think of Fruit Salad (W3 Poets)
  15. Origami Master in Tai Chi Class (in Blondin Park)
  16. Miss X of Ealing
  17. Off His Brolly
  18. Ealing Summer Roadworks
  19. Freddy & Dusty (Ealing Hospital)
  20. Brentham Estate’s Yeomanry
  21. Soundscape in Walpole Park
  22. Actone – Pure Gold
  23. Fred Housego on the Doorstep
  24. Northfield Avenue Allotments
  25. Second Coming
  26. Final Pastoral?
  27. Sid James has the Last Word
  28. London Diptych