Lavender Hill Mob

The Lavender Hill Mob huddle in the Red Lion

in natty black and white.

They whisper in cockney, RP,

all about a job, over pints

and G&T.  Everyone has gathered.

It could be another

Kind Hearts and Coronets

The Horse’s Mouth,

or simple Heist.

They haven’t yet decided.

But the police don’t seem to worry –

in the end this Comic Mob

will undo themselves, always.