Miss X was really Miss Grey,
and doesn’t raise suspicion
when she takes the Minutes
for The Ealing Ladies’ Hockey Club.
Item One
How to play jolly hockey sticks
and keep an eye on the pesky Russkie’s.
Item Two
How to become The Very Model
of an Undercover Double Agent.
Item Three
Is she confused by her double life?
Either way, one life is hard enough.
Item Four
Congratulations! She saves the Empire
just in time, from British Commie plotters.
Item Five
She’s demoted to the typing pool,
and clears the Committee mugs and plates.
Thank you Miss X. That will do very nicely.
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